Toxic Coma

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the over-lords oF SIN and deCEIT!


OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!
POSH FACTORY aka THE HOLY ONE

Warning: This Page may be too cool for you. It is not for the weak minded nor faint hearted. This music was specially designed to make normal people go insane, vomit, and run out of the area where Toxic Coma is being played frantically. Toxic Coma Is an experimental band, here we fuse many music styles together, Rap, Country, Top 40, Industrial, Techno, Experimental Noise, and Electro to create a putrid sound scape that is both, funny and sickening. This page is very complex, with tons of stories and information for freaks like yourself. ENJOY! ALL MUSIC WAS DONE ON TRACKERS! NO REAL SYNTHS. ALL SAMPLES.


And After The Period Of Ambient Tranquility… The Great Toxic Coma Rose Above The Sun Causing The Earth To Shudder And Unleashing Great Disturbances In The Delicate Harmony Of Nature Where By He Uttered The Most Holy Tome : GLOOPY SHALL RULE THE EMPIRE!


Go listen to the new TOXIC COMA LP out on Metropolis Records: Click Here, to listen to sound clips and buy online.
This music will make you puke or your money back. Seriously folx, this music is avante guard. It’s really weird and fun when you are intoxicated. It is to be taken extremely seriously and played on every Top 40 station in the world! U will surrender! All of gaud’s family loves this music and so will you! Order your CDs now! Or be doomed for life in a bland world of boring music that is perpetually redundant! U can now enjoy the illiteracy of the foulest musax in da werld! Toxic Coma cures cancers, soars that fester, pulled muscles, headaches, AIDS, drug overdoses, sexually transmitted diseases, Parkinson’s disease, paralysis, brain disorders of all types including terminal retardation and so much more! This is the miracle musax of the divine extreme exclusively offered to other gaud fearing morons who love to get down and sweaty in the love muscles of foul stenches. You have waited your whole life suffocated by the cold granite weight of existence bearing down on your body, scornfully hoping for even the briefest of reprieves. Now, your destiny can be rewritten. A new existence of true benevolence and austerity awaits you and all you have to do to begin is voice your desire for a change. A new life of awareness, full self realization, fulfillment and unimaginable sexual appeal will be yours if you act now! Order your own personal copy of Toxic Coma today!

Lungravy:



Who are we? Of the mortal domain? hardly, here are they whose scrotums swing with most utter grace against the noses of the fallen. woe to mortal man lest your testicles will become clogged and ye shall blow no more loads upon your mistress nor your dog. for the fart slamming mountain movin wonder pudding of the universe is cumming in yo fuckin face. in the beginning, they told us there was god, but we smoked crack and snorted some fucking PCP, kicked him in the head and defecated in his collapsed skull, after spewing on his brain stem he was subjugated, now god’s favorite activity is slurping pus cum from the infected nads of his son jesus while hell spawn chew his penis off and the holy spirit explosively reeks from his knotted innards forever rotting and seeping from his pores that is the sweet nectar that we felch from preachers in the twilight as they whisper tomes of hope that echo through the empty crumbling hallways of heaven.

Velvet Acid Christ is actually a Side Project of Toxic Coma. Toxic Coma was first, and for every vac LP there is a Toxic Coma LP that comes first. On this page, you will find free high quality toxic coma releases for download. One condition if you download these(to do so, right click on song name and “save as”), you must link to this page on your social networking page, you must spread the word of how awesome toxic coma is, you must tell people to donate to VAC for this blessing of the world. Please, this band has been neglect for so long, it is the life blood of VAC. Without Toxic Coma there is no VAC. All Songs were made in Trackers, Newer Toxic Coma is made in Renoise Read our Review of Renoise. The Death Of Toxic Coma is the Death of VAC, but VAC can die and Toxic Coma can still live. VAC IS THE PARASITE OF TOXIC COMA. This is the official Toxic Coma Page. Please tell the world! New Toxic Coma is in the works.

New Toxic Coma Video: DOOM

Newer Toxic Coma Video, and its amazing: Alabama Dirtwhistle

New Toxic Coma video: Digital Gravy

New Toxic Coma Video: State of Emergency with gust vocals by Johan Von Roy

New Toxic Coma Video: Cinnabons

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