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AHAHHAHHAHAHA

lmao
I have never seen something like this. I wanna shoot the lead. I dont know what the hell his name is.
gawd lol.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygWV__SM ... re=related

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omg, I can't believe people actually attended that concert in the video. I guess I'm just not hardcore.

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Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:26 pm
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that is the second scooter video that i have been subjected to.
thus i have determined....scooter must die.

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Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:49 pm
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I can't get over the facial expressions he makes while singing.

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Atirma has a really devilish grin.... and if that's just because of snow, I think we should all be scared.
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Get more tattoos and maybe some nipple shields. Do pin up, make money, and let's go smoke shisha.


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You guys are just jealous that HP Baxxter is a far better lyricist than Maynard.


Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:32 pm
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i have conferred with the supreme beings and they concur.
no_mercy deserves to be anally probed by Cthulhu for uttering such blasphemy.

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No but seriously

Criticism of Baxxter's lyricism should not be coming from a group of people who circle-jerk on the 'brilliance' of fisting being used as a metaphor for being in an unpleasant situation.

I mean seriously, you can't honestly tell me this isn't genius:

Quote:
The chase is better the the catch.

Transforming the tunes we need your support
if you've got the breath back.
It's the first page of the second chapter!
I want you back for the rhythm-attack coming down on the floor like a maniac.
I want you back for the rhythm-attack. Get down in full effect!
I want you back for the rhythm-attack coming down on the floor like a maniac.
I want you back so clean up the dish.
By the way, how much is the fish?!!
How much is the fish?!!
Here we go, here we go, here we go again!!
Yeeah!!
Sunshine in the air!!


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Transmission, here is the force
Are you ready for the new technology?
Introducing the cool crew
Yes!!!
There's Rick, there's Axel and there's me
I'm the candyman, also known as Dave, Dave from Sheffield
Furthermore known as the screaming lord
But you can call me Ice - Ice, Ice baby
Wicked!
Do you understand?! I'm Ice!
Get hyped to the rhythm, get hyped to the rhythm
This is the liberation, this is the liberation!
I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck, I WANNA FUCK! I WANNA FUCK!
FUCK THE MILLENIUM !!!
Rock it - Gothic doesn't exist.
Remember the justified ancients...
Volume up to the max!


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Alright
gonna get that breakbeat pressure
futuristic forces fight for fidelity, yeah

I am a fighter and not a writer
I live my lifetime, blown in the night-time
wrap your head around this stuff, crew
you can't nap it
it's the rough-rugged
ever-ready raw-core classic

Alright now shake your hips
one question
does the fish have chips?

I'm in love with myself
cause it's good for my health
I drive a Rolls Royce
cause it's good for my voice

Bo! Pure nasty habit, sadness I can't have it
do your move, bust your style,
gonna dance now rapid

Alright now shake your hips
one question
does the fish have chips?
................
How do I get off the bus?


:lol: Amazing.

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I am a fighter and not a writer


Not sure about the first bit, but the second one is spot on.


Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:28 am
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no_mercy wrote:
No but seriously

Criticism of Baxxter's lyricism should not be coming from a group of people who circle-jerk on the 'brilliance' of fisting being used as a metaphor for being in an unpleasant situation.

:roll:
are you referring to the lyrics of Stinkfist?

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Yeah duh.

You know, the more I think about it, the more likely it is that the whole Scooter act is a whole charade. I think he's parodying the fact that no one gives a damn what he says, as long as it's loud and catchy.


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or that he's german and english isn't his strongest language.

and Stinkfist was about desensitization. how nothing is really shocking anymore. no matter how hard people try to push the envelope, it will never be enough.
Prison Sex was about being in an uncomfortable situation.

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I think that even with a weak grasp on the English language, you'd realise that "How much is the fish" or "I'm in love with myself/cause it's good for my health/I drive a Rolls Royce/cause it's good for my voice" don't make much sense, regardless of context.

And are you seriously telling me that using fistfucking as a metaphor for desensitization is actually deep? It's about as deep as Romero using zombies as a metaphor for the unthinking masses.


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ugh...too tired for this can of worms.
firstly, never stated that it was "deep"
secondly, it's not always about what's being said, but how it's being said.
thirdly, my main attaction to tool, as well as maynard, is how welll the vocals blend within the music. it's difficult enough to sing words. but to do it and maintain a relationship with the tempo as well as the melody of a song...? very very VERY few people are able to pull that off.
blargh.
i'm gonna go take a nap, i'm tired.

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: (

That's not right.

At least Tool has nicer videos. You don't see Maynard pointing at a camera and saying "I am hardcore."
You just like Scooter. ADMIT IT!!!

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Atirma has a really devilish grin.... and if that's just because of snow, I think we should all be scared.
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Get more tattoos and maybe some nipple shields. Do pin up, make money, and let's go smoke shisha.


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I don't like Scooter.

I do like Scooter more than Tool.

But that doesn't mean much.


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ew.

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Atirma has a really devilish grin.... and if that's just because of snow, I think we should all be scared.
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Get more tattoos and maybe some nipple shields. Do pin up, make money, and let's go smoke shisha.


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